1:00 Welp, something ain't right.
1:41 Yay, the vodka is ok!
2:08 Gratuitous shoe!
2:37 That's a burning piece of plane to accompany the screaming folk. Intense.
3:54 A lot of survivors, but that propeller looks *really* ominous.
4:27 Crap, bloody leg
4:38 Crap, pregnant chick
5:06 Shitballs of fire!!
5:45 JACK!
5:57 Hot guy vs. Jack regarding the black lady (Jack wins, is Jack superhuman?)
6:53 Run, fat guy! Run!
7:24 Fat guy is funny.
8:35 Jack does not want your pens, hot guy. PENS, I said.
9:34 Jack has a boo-boo (and some tattoos, yes!)
10:14 Can you sew, lady?
10:57 I can smell the tension, it stinks of airplane vodka.
11:40 'Sup, cigarette cowboy?
12:29 Fat guy found the food. Surprise?
12:47 Charlie!
12:55 Sayid!
13:52 You ripped her what sac? HUHWHAT? This is a gross story, Jack.
15:29 "FATE"
15:31 "You'd think they'd have come by now."
16:18 Hey hot guy, Shannon will EAT ON THE RESCUE BOAT.
17:10 There's a kid on this island? That's gotta suck.
17:17-17:34 (subtitles) I am marginally afraid you will get raped. Thus, I shall hover over you and yell.
17:45 Dude has a HUGE piece of metal sticking out of his gut.
18:12 Palm plane!
18:35 Lady watched the plane crash but Jack blacked out. Lady 1; Jack 0
18:57 Where's the tail if it's not on the beach?
19:40 Lady likes looking for the cock...pit
19:53 Lady is Kate.
20:06 And everybody needs a new pair of trousers.
20:21 I agree with your dad, dude, it's not "Vincent."
20:35 Boone is a dumb name, but Boone is hot so I don't care.
21:13 Terrific.
21:36 Flashback Jack wants booze, not love.
22:28 Planes make me have to pee, too.
23:10 Yeah, by "all over" you mean crashing?
24:13 Questing for cock...pit
24:23 Kate is coming. /I'm 12
24:38 I think it's bad luck to steal dead people shoes.
25:05 He saw you steal the dead people shoes.
25:11 He says it's ok with an orange peel. Weirdo!
25:48 B-O-D-Y-S
27:20 Driveshaft. Great shades of Oasis, mate.
27:37 Charlie is obviously not the singer.
27:43 Jack kills all fun on the island.
28:00 Golden retriever waits and ponders
